The Activity Tab: How Shit Just Got Real

A few months ago twitter unveiled a new feature in the form of the Activity tab. It was basically supposed to allow you to see what other people that you followed were doing with their twitter accounts (a la Facebook). You can see what other people are retweeting, giving stars and also who these people just started following. Seems harmless right? I thought so too until niggas started panicking on twitter. I never really understood what the fuss was about until I started spending some time looking through the feed. I slowly realized that shit had just got real.

Stupid Is The New Black

I spend a lot of time online as of late and it’s not because I’m watching porn. It’s mainly because I’m on holiday and doing something constructive during this period goes against everything I stand for. Wasting time is an art form that I have become a master of.  Some may look at me with contempt for that but I assure you that I really don’t care. Spending my holiday doing schoolwork was never in my plans. Schoolwork is tedious, especially when you’re a medical student and an exceedingly dull one at that. Holiday free time spent examining breasts and peeping into vaginas might sound fun to you but consider the fact that you might also have to palpate scrotal sacs and put your finger inside other people’s anuses. This is a risk I’m not willing to take, hence my sudden interest in the internet.

Love & Other STDs

Love is probably the most overrated thing/idea/emotion (Note: before some of you love trolls start talking shit, let me remind you to check my Fuck Account and see that I do not, in fact, have any fucks to give). It's mind boggling how highly rated this thing is. Books have been written, songs composed & films produced about this seemingly wonderful thing called Love. People everywhere have bought into the hype that Love is the answer to everything.
Q - How do I soften this particularly hard bowel movement?
A - Dude, love is the answer
This lunacy reached it's fervor pitch after the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix) came out and many of us Potter fans believed that Harry was actually going to battle the Dark Lord armed with nothing more than valentine cards and tickets to see a Hollywood romantic comedy.

How To Not Get Laid: Pickup Lines for the Lame, the Brave and the Retarded

What follows are a list of the lamest, cheesiest and funniest pickup lines that people claim to have used. I have for convenience sake classified them into 3 groups: for the lame, for the brave and for the retarded.

How To Not Get Laid: The Definitive Guide

Are you a player? Are you tired of the constant knacking and random hookups? Do you wish there was a way to tone down the sex appeal? Better yet, do you wish there was a method that, if followed, would lead to the end of your prolific scoring record? Rejoice and be glad for such a thing has arrived. Many Don Juans and Casanovas have faced this conundrum and, as an expert on the issue, I have decided to layout a method by which anyone, and I mean ANYONE, can proceed to NOT getting laid.

Everybody and his brother has a blog now...

So I’ve decided to join the bandwagon and get myself a blog.

Why? Well, It’s mostly because i can. I believe in the principle “Anything that can be done, should be done”. I CAN own a blog; therefore, it stands to reason that i MUST own a blog. It is that simple.

Should I be allowed to own a blog? I don’t know. Most people that I know insist that my mind is a toxic cesspit, filled with all sorts of horrible things that would terrify any self respecting shrink worth his/her (notice the gender sensitivity) salt. My argument is that I need to flush these vile thoughts from my mind. I need a place, a waste ground if you will, where ideas/thoughts that have tortured myself and my friends’ minds for sometime now, can just chill and hangout.