Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Love & Other STDs

Love is probably the most overrated thing/idea/emotion (Note: before some of you love trolls start talking shit, let me remind you to check my Fuck Account and see that I do not, in fact, have any fucks to give). It's mind boggling how highly rated this thing is. Books have been written, songs composed & films produced about this seemingly wonderful thing called Love. People everywhere have bought into the hype that Love is the answer to everything.
Q - How do I soften this particularly hard bowel movement?
A - Dude, love is the answer
This lunacy reached it's fervor pitch after the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix) came out and many of us Potter fans believed that Harry was actually going to battle the Dark Lord armed with nothing more than valentine cards and tickets to see a Hollywood romantic comedy.